For the longest time, I believed that I was the only sane person that I knew. Seriously! After catching a scary glimpse in the mirror this morning, I starting thinking about all of my so-called "relationships". Sadly, I don't think I have ONE healthy relationship. Mother, Sisters, Brother, Aunts, Uncles, Grandmothers, Cousins and including all in-law versions. After taking a lot of brain power I realize the only common denominator was ME! I went into full on panic fetal position mode. What the hell? I AM CRAZY!! After a long period of staring at my long, badly in need of a pedicure, toenails. I slowly released my tight grip. In my mind I thought I was like Mr. Bill and I would spring back to my normal position but it didn't happen like that. After rolling around like a big beach ball, I slowly relaxed back to my normal position. Much to my embarrassment, I realize that my husband has been watching this whole time! Not cracking a smile, he asks if I am OK. I reveal my discovery of ME being the crazy one. His reply, "Yeah, I knew that already."
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