Computer Problems

I am thinking about sending back my computer. They seem to have forgotten to install the sarcasm button!

I am thinking about imposing a 1 day waiting period on all emails(I already have that for text messages!). Every time I send an email I really don't think that my sarcasm comes across very well. I always have a moment of regret right after I hit the send button. So from now on I will hit the save button, wait 24 hours then hit the send button just in case I wish to revise!!