Heard in passing while putting up many loads of laundry...
Big Sister: "What stinks?"
Little Sister: "That's ME!! I pooped! You want some?!?"
I immediate pick her up and take her to the changing table...
Little Sister: "I pooped! It stinks! You want some?"
Me trying not to laugh: "No thank you but I do want to change your diaper"
Little Sister: "Oookkk. Here I hold this leg. That diaper is for me."
After finishing changing the stinkalicious diaper and redressing her...
Little Sister: "My poop stinks! Can I take it to the trash?"
Me: "Yes. Then we need to wash our hands"
Little Sister: "Ok. Can I get a ride with you?"